When a sidewalk petitioner tries to get me to sign something
pretty much.
also my favorite ANTM commercial EVER.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
why isnt this my life?
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Bite sized pieces of 2011...and beyond!: Fishbowls
In Ann Arbor, one of the college bars serves these amazing cocktails called “fishbowls” in giant 64-ounce mason jars. They a wide variety of flavors, including drinks named after the teams from the 90’s kids show “Legends of the Hidden Temple.” The unseasonably warm March weather had me craving…
I just don't even have the words.
I’m not tired of talking about it, I’m tired of it existing.
my teacher makes students sing to the class if their phone beeps
oh my god
sounds like something all teachers should do.
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THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS TIGGERS WILL FUCK UP YOUR MORNING JOG
i cant stop laughing holy fucking shit someone hellp me
helop im cryign
i would love to do this one day!
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